Remember when you were young, in middle school, and there were all these preps? Well, I have a problem with the preps in my school.
First of all, I have always wanted to be popular throughout my whole life. I have tried so hard to become popular, and nothing that I’ve tried has worked at all. All of the preps in my school think that they’re better than everyone else, and they think that they’re the hottest things in the world. Well, they’re not. And most of them tell me that I’m weird, that I need to get a life, and that I need to get better friends. I’ve tried to get better friends, but I guess the only kind of friends I’ll ever have are skanks.